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loosing-tooths:

goodenoughforjazz:

heatmor:

hurriking:

winandtonic:

Zeke doesn’t know what howling is.

ITS LIKE ALL THE OTHER DOGS ARE YEELING “ZEKE STOP YOURE EMBARRASSING US”

he sounds like fucking tarzan im gonna pee everywhere

i’ve never been this happy

HE HAS NO IDEA THAT HE IS DOING IT WRONG

0pium:

fogblogging:

this is my favorite video on the whole iinternet i give up

OMFG what even

Bite me now

I don’t think so!

(Source: videohall)

cherryw44ves:

Ive watched this 15 times im cryig

Been looking for this for ages :D

(Source: mycroftly)

zarmyn asked:

Do you intended to grow a bread that rivals the great Alan Moore's?

parliamentrook:

neil-gaiman:

Until now I had thought Alan Moore’s bread-growing skills were a secret, known only to those who had visited his kitchens and seen the bubbling tubs of sourdough, smelled the soursweet yeasty goodness of the place, watched the tendrils of dough creep along the counter, stroke each other, exchange material and grow higher and further, before being placed into the massive Moore bread ovens.  But obviously the secret is now out.

I do not intend to compete in the bread-growing department with Alan Moore, a man whose bread is legendary and unique.

…Neil Gaiman just took a typo and turned it into a snarky story including the reproductive habits of bread dough. That is an inspiring level of sass. 

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